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Judge Shark presiding — verdict pending
⚖ Case No. 0418 · In session

What is it — and is it dinner?

CASE No. 0418IN SESSION
EXHIBIT AThe defendant — caught at Ponce Inlet
The defendant: caught off Ponce Inlet. Refuses to give its name. 470 witnesses, no agreement.
📍 CAUGHT AT: Ponce Inlet · surf side
The jury has ruled so far —
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